Monday, December 11, 2006

Atlantic Division = Homeless Shelter in Hati

Mutants, Christian fundamentalists, cocaine addicted ski instructors, and those of you who still watch the Knicks, it is I, your Lord, back from beyond the grave to continue to provide to you the reason why Isaih should be fired, the Garden destroyed and turned into the worlds biggest porn shop. I've been away for awhile due to some minor computer glitches, but as we stand today the knicks are 8-14, and unbelievably a 1/2 a game out of first in the pathetic Atlantic conference. The Knicks are coming off a home win against the Bucks 115-107 on Saturday night. Home wins for the Knicks have become as rare as safe sex with Paris Hilton these days with the team owning the worst home record in the league.

As always I will give credit where credit is due, and I have bashed him numerous times for being fat, slow and disinterested, but Eddie Curry has been dominant as of late. He has scored more than 20 points in the last nine games and had a career high 36 on Saturday against the Bucks. If he can keep forcing defenses to cave in the Knicks guards should be able to capitalize on the bevy of open jumpers coming their way.

By the way, Steve Francis will sit own four weeks with a mysterious knee injury and then will demand a trade. No one will take him which will lead to the buyout and he'll sign with a team destined for the playoffs. Mark my words on this one.

Jared Jeffries makes his Knick debut tonight. My feeling is he'll do the same thing Renaldo Balkman does only for $40MM more.


Post a Comment

<< Home